I'm Back!
It's been 3 months since I last updated my blog. I suck.
I think the reason it all fell away for a while was that we moved to our new house which was internet-less for a good few weeks and I never blog at work (I know... it's unbelievable, but I don't!).
So, it's a new year. Again. Is it me or are they getting shorter? Someone should contact the relevant department at the E.U. and have them investigate it.
Resolutions then... I made 3 or 4... and none of them is particularly original, to be fair:
1) Stop smoking (properly, I mean). I've cheated and cheated since 'stopping' in the summer. It HAS to stop. I mean properly stop, before I end up properly smoking again. In fact, just writing about smoking now is giving me cravings.
2) Lose some weight. "But you're not fat", people tell me. How about I whip my kit off and you check me out in profile...? Methinks you'll change your mind ;)
3) Be more organised. As my job is now a "management" position and not a "hands on" one, this essentially means it's my job to organise stuff, including the workloads of other actual "hands on" people. So, it's my entire job to be organised really. Only... the big paradox is... I'm really fucking disorganised! In fairness, I think it's got better over the last few months, but my aim is to actually be able to class myself as "really very organised indeed" by the end of '07. Oh how Rock-and-Roll my aspirations are, eh?
4) Drink less alcohol. "Boozy Britain" they call the situation in the country at the moment. I drink far too much, and it's not good. Well actually it's fucking great until the next morning (or, worryingly, it's now more like the next 2 days)... my body is clearly telling me something... "Stop drinking so much of what is essentially a mild form of poison, you muppet", is something like it, I reckon.
5) Update this blog more often. Simple.
Like every year, I expect these resolutions to crumble in a heap by the end of January, but we shall see. I'll keep you posted (unless #5 fails miserably, in which case, I won't!)
I think the reason it all fell away for a while was that we moved to our new house which was internet-less for a good few weeks and I never blog at work (I know... it's unbelievable, but I don't!).
So, it's a new year. Again. Is it me or are they getting shorter? Someone should contact the relevant department at the E.U. and have them investigate it.
Resolutions then... I made 3 or 4... and none of them is particularly original, to be fair:
1) Stop smoking (properly, I mean). I've cheated and cheated since 'stopping' in the summer. It HAS to stop. I mean properly stop, before I end up properly smoking again. In fact, just writing about smoking now is giving me cravings.
2) Lose some weight. "But you're not fat", people tell me. How about I whip my kit off and you check me out in profile...? Methinks you'll change your mind ;)
3) Be more organised. As my job is now a "management" position and not a "hands on" one, this essentially means it's my job to organise stuff, including the workloads of other actual "hands on" people. So, it's my entire job to be organised really. Only... the big paradox is... I'm really fucking disorganised! In fairness, I think it's got better over the last few months, but my aim is to actually be able to class myself as "really very organised indeed" by the end of '07. Oh how Rock-and-Roll my aspirations are, eh?
4) Drink less alcohol. "Boozy Britain" they call the situation in the country at the moment. I drink far too much, and it's not good. Well actually it's fucking great until the next morning (or, worryingly, it's now more like the next 2 days)... my body is clearly telling me something... "Stop drinking so much of what is essentially a mild form of poison, you muppet", is something like it, I reckon.
5) Update this blog more often. Simple.
Like every year, I expect these resolutions to crumble in a heap by the end of January, but we shall see. I'll keep you posted (unless #5 fails miserably, in which case, I won't!)
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